That awkward moment...

"Blondude" (Blondude) 01/11/2016 at 15:09 • Filed to: Tales From The FP

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When you post the navy seal copypasta and someone takes you seriously and responds in the same tone.

Bruh, you’re missing the point...

For Sweden > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:15

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little author? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oppositelock Mods, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on VWVortex, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in Kinja warfare and I’m the top ninja editor on the entire mod team. You are nothing to me but just another ban. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Kinjaverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in mobile banning, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Oppositelock Moderators and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

$kaycog > For Sweden 01/11/2016 at 15:16

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You mad?

CalzoneGolem > $kaycog 01/11/2016 at 15:19

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CalzoneGolem > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:20

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He seems like a fun guy with an open mind about motorcycles.

RallyWrench > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:21

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Yeah, so I'm going to need a link.

Matt Nichelson > For Sweden 01/11/2016 at 15:23

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Yep, I just read that in the Major Payne voice.

The Ghost of Oppo > CalzoneGolem 01/11/2016 at 15:29

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A “stunter” making fun of someone for wearing flat brims and white sunglasses is like the kettle calling the pot black. And then the kettle immediately lashes out at everyone around him incoherently...

CalzoneGolem > The Ghost of Oppo 01/11/2016 at 15:31

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Must ... assert ... dominance!

The Ghost of Oppo > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:33

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I had to get in on the fun

Party-vi > For Sweden 01/11/2016 at 15:34

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“I’m the top ninja editor on the entire mod team”

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:38

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I found this gem over the weekend

The Ghost of Oppo > For Sweden 01/11/2016 at 15:38

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I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on VWVortex

I just spit my afternoon coffee all over my computer. That was the greatest thing I’ve ever read on oppo

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > For Sweden 01/11/2016 at 15:48

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Add the Kinja Mod Copypasta to the list of internet memes!

Blondude > RallyWrench 01/11/2016 at 15:49

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http://lanesplitter.jalopnik.com/sean-you-strik…

I just didn’t want to link it in the OP and incite a witch hunt.

RallyWrench > Blondude 01/11/2016 at 15:51

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No witch hunt here, I just want to read for entertainment.

Edit: Holy shit, what a toolbag. The problem here is that people responded to the guy and ungreyed him. Too bad.

DrJohannVegas > CalzoneGolem 01/11/2016 at 15:54

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He Mad and the Madsters of the Umadverse.